The sex is good, but will you respect me in the morning.
- You just don’t understand my kind of love.
Customer – Have you got something in a size 16?
Salesman – What are you, a pontoon?
Pastor, that part you said about love, honor and cherishing her through good times and bad? How bad are those bad times?
What are my hobbies as Bigfoot? Phallic symbolism and gnawing tree bark.
You left me holding the bag.