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		<title>How to Spot a Transvestite Cougar</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A cougar used to mean a wild, big blondish cat that lurked in remote parts of the United States, but also occasionally showed up in urban areas, for example late at night on a golf course near your house. Today, the word had taken on a completely different meaning, and has gone to a sexual [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sammonsays.com/general-humor/how-to-spot-a-transvestite-cougar/</link>
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		<title>Why Testicles? &#8211; Watch Film Clip &#8211; Click on Link</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upnf1hLoXhI]]></description>
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		<title>What is a Winner or Loser?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A favorite insult is to call someone you’re not impressed with or want to ridicule a “loser.” What is a loser? Let’s assume it’s accurate. What are you losing if you’re a “loser?” Not being a loser to most people must simply mean the attainment of money and the purchase of things. Things purchased are [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sammonsays.com/general-humor/what-is-a-winner-or-loser/</link>
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		<title>SEE FILM CLIP &#8211; How to Become God in Five Easy Steps</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Click on the link below to see my film clip on how to become God in five easy steps. &#8220;http://www.youtube.com/v/UrlSpNS5lRg&#38;hl=en_US&#38;fs=1&#38;&#8221;&#62;&#60;/param&#62;&#60;param ram&#62;&#60;param  &#8220;http://www.youtube.com/v/UrlSpNS5lRg&#38;hl=en_US&#38;fs=1]]></description>
		<link>http://sammonsays.com/general-humor/how-to-become-god-in-five-easy-steps/</link>
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		<title>Golden Gate Gripes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What do you do when you haven’t taken a vacation for years, and you’re so over-worked you can’t remember your name? Do something stressful. I’m being facetious. But not much.  I wanted to go to the South Seas and become a bearded Paul Gauguin, but agreed to a lesser trip to San Francisco for two [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sammonsays.com/general-humor/golden-gate-gripes-2/</link>
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		<title>Sarah Palin&#8217;s Subconscious Interview</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The following is an unauthorized biographical interview I did with Sarah Palin&#8217;s subconscious. Me &#8211; Sarah, you recently forced Obama&#8217;s advisor Rahm Emanuel to apologize for using the word &#8220;retarded,&#8221; saying it was an insult to your son. Was that a publicity stunt or an attempt to re-write the English language? Sarah &#8211; How dare [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sammonsays.com/general-humor/sarah-palins-subconscious-interview/</link>
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		<title>Word &#8220;Platonic&#8221; Swings Other Way</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Most words that began free of sexual meaning and evolved in modern times to a sexual connotation, for example, the words “gay,” and “slut,” started out innocently enough. Gay used to mean a happy person, and slut meant a woman with soiled clothing, not necessarily one who committed adultery. It is therefore somewhat fitting and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sammonsays.com/general-humor/word-platonic-swings-other-way/</link>
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		<title>Viva Las Vegas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Poor Obama. Who would want such a job? He makes an innocent statement that college kids shouldn&#8217;t spend their tuition money on gambling in Las Vegas and the governor of Nevada and state officials who are conservatives blast him for being anti-Silver State. For hurting the state&#8217;s economy. Even go-with-the-wind Democrat Harry Reid joined in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sammonsays.com/general-humor/viva-las-vegas/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m fascinated by Misuse of the word &#8220;Fight.&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  What does John McCain have in common with cancer patients? Former presidential candidate John McCain is famous for using the word “fight” in every speech, peppering his rhetoric with it. He says over and over using the word perhaps thirty-five times in a single speech, “I’ll fight for your rights,” or “I’m a fighter,” [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sammonsays.com/general-humor/im-fascinated-by-misuse-of-the-word-fight/</link>
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		<title>Why God Bless America?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t figure it out, and I&#8217;ve thought about it, but why is &#8220;God bless America&#8221; a popular saying? It seems somehow, elitist, exclusionary. I mean, if we go by inference, what&#8217;s between the lines, or what remains unsaid, if God blesses America, what about the rest of the world? Why would God bless America [...]]]></description>
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