| From SammonSays.com 2004 Column Archives
Impotence is usually seen as a negative thing (when your thing gets negative), but a full understanding of male impotence with both pros and cons should be considered.
Recently, a web site on impotence titled rxtestosterone.com asked to link to my site. Are they trying to tell me something? Me, the king of the jungle, the ultimate muscle-brained stud, or as one woman put it, “you’re such a hunk.” It couldn’t be me! They must want to link to me because of my charm and sparkling wit. Let’s face it, when you’re impotent you’re very relaxed. That’s a pro. No embarrassing moments, like when you’re talking with an attractive woman at a party, and you get a rise, and have to cross your legs and refuse to stand from your easy chair for fear of embarrassment. If you get up and walk you have to put your hands in your pockets to hide it from view. But if you’re an exhibitionist who’s proud of his endowment and wants to influence people---go for it—flaunt it baby! “Is that a pistol in your pocket or you just glad to see me?” Impotence helps curb population growth, though technology is running side-by-side providing alternatives. Impotence is a con if you’re into the male mystic of fertility as a sign of virile manhood----like I am. If you can’t reproduce and provide intense pleasure to women you’re not a man. This was ingrained since childhood and James Bond movies. To be a real man you’ve got to F… and F… a lot. I don’t know why Arnold Swarzenneger would take steroids to build muscles when steroids shrink your thing. I guess it’s give and take. You’ve got huge muscles, but a one-inch mushroom.
Impotence is impacted by alcohol use and stress, and I indulge in both-----yet I’ve had a real hard time. Get it? Hard time. That’s a pro. What I want now from technology is a growth hormone. Oh, I’m getting off the subject. Impotence can make you more popular with certain types of people, a pro or con depending, with bitch-men-women, transvestites, women who dig old feeble guys, and various societal misfits. Impotence makes less likely catching your thing on a zipper while zipping it up, a little known disaster most women are unfamiliar with.
Impotence is very symbolic, a lot like life itself. You’re either up or down. Supportive Links: © Copyright 2004 SammonSays.com |
