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2005 Column Archives
Aliens Are Among Us
A race of aliens called the Tranisiuc are infiltrating our society and attempting to enslave us.
Dec 31, 2005
2005 Column Archives
Need a Hobby?
I need a hobby. Should I become an exotic dancer, or a mythical hero with toilet roll bracelets?
Dec 21, 2005
2005 Column Archives
Adam's apples
Adam's apples bob up and down, and it's not fair to Adam. Men who have huge Adam's apples should wear turtleneck sweaters.
Dec 10, 2005
2005 Column Archives
Christmas Mystery
Should Christmas tree be renamed Holiday tree? It perhaps should be, not for reasons of political correctness, but for common sense. What does Santa have to do with Christ?
Dec 4, 2005
2005 Column Archives
Male Beating Ass Bonding
Men have estrogen levels that won't allow them to work things through or compromize, or seek world peace. They want to beat ass. It's a nuclear time bomb and time is running out.
Nov 27, 2005
2005 Column Archives
What I Would Like Women to Change
I would like women to chatter less, to not wear a bra, to be less hypocritical, to lower the toilet seat, to wear a costume before sex, and to not play pro football.
Oct 30, 2005
2005 Column Archives
The Narcissist is In
This is an irregular feature where a semi-narcissist gives advice to the troubled.
Oct 27, 2005
2005 Column Archives
I'm Not a Narcissist
I'm not a narcissist. I'm a down to earth guy.
Oct 23, 2005
2005 Column Archives
Human Transferal Refraction
An entirely new concept of science proves that you are not who you think you are, but a cluster of energized atoms taking the form of your spouse. It combines both Quantum Leap and Yin and Yang.
Oct 22, 2005
2005 Column Archives
Slacks and Purses
Slacks wear out in many different ways. Car keys sliding out your pant leg isn't as serious as a ripped butt. A woman's purse is as unfathomable as the black hole, and you should never agree to search one.
Oct 19, 2005
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