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In Other News Last Updated: Jan 31st, 2007 - 16:31:56


World's Tackiest Gift
By John Sammon
Oct 2, 2005

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       This has got to be the world’s tackiest gift. Initially, when my webmaster Jon selected it as part of my new gift store, I was horrified. But, the more I thought about it, I came to the conclusion….the world needs a truly tasteless gift.

 

       Most gifts are designed to please those people you love, or like. But what about a gift for someone you don’t like, a person you loath, despise? Getting them an utterly mindless, vulgar gift is better than name calling or yelling at them.

 

       Thus, giving such a gift is a positively negative affirmation of your distaste.

 

       If bad taste is your desire, you can find out more about this unique product by clicking on my Sammon Shop page. 

 

 

 

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