I think 1981 was the year both Elizabeth Taylor and myself appeared on the daytime soap opera General Hospital, not on the same day, but in different episodes. She of course had a meatier role than I. I was used as set dressing, playing a menacing bad guy, and a portion of that scene I include here. You...

The following is an unauthorized, impermissible interview with Lindsay Lohan’s subconscious, done without her knowledge. Me – Miss Lohan. Nice to meet you. I heard that you took a small walk-on part as a gun-wielding nude nun in the film “Machete.” Is this a breakout role for you? Lohan – No....