Here I am with J.D. Hall in the Scorpio Rising Theater production of Void Where Prohibited in Los Angeles. I’m playing a sadistic cop once more. Obviously, J.D. gets the drop on me and my hapless assistant. J.D. Hall went on to a sucessful character actor career in Hollywood and provided the voice...

Here Here I am in the Odyssey Theatre Ensemble performance of the Chicago Conspiracy Trial in Santa Monica with the late wonderful character actor Logan Ramsey, a 50-year veteran of movies, television and stage. The rough-and-tumble of this scene (I violently shake up Ramsey) was eventually too much...

Here Here I am as a space alien motorcycle biker in the 1978 movie Deathsport starring the late David Carradine, and Playboy Playmate Claudia Jennings. The film was a piece of shit, one of the worst movies of all time. Do you recognize my suit? This was the same suit worn by the apes in the epic movie...

Since nobody uses it, why do we have the word “ouch,” the sound you make when you hurt yourself? Where did this word come from? There is no doubt, back in the mists of time, when small men with giant reproductive organs walked the earth looking for women and wearing animal skins, they made...

Personally, I think it’s hopeless, though our military leaders use vague terms like we’re making “progress,” we need to “turn it around”—what that is we never know because with these double-speak phrases they never specify, or we’ve “turned a corner,” or there’s a “light at...

What is golf? You take a metal rod with a head on it, and hit a little white ball towards a hole in the ground. Golf symbolizes for a lot of pot-bellied, balding middle aged men success. Why? They can traipse around the clubhouse and act the big guy in their expensive golf clothes and say to themselves,...