Lick Towns...
One day while meandering around the net as most of us do, I stumbled across several websites with lists of American Towns with odd, strange, and otherwise funny sounding names. Most of the town names are funny only because the English language keeps evolving and words are discontinued or their meaning...
No Escaping Politics...
No Escaping Politics By Kyleen Cornell Jul 20, 2004   Email this article  Printer friendly page One of the reasons I fell in love with Charley was his genuine interest in helping people and connecting with the people in his life. That interest extends to his community and he is often introduced...
The Truth About Honey...
I feel a little like Charlton Heston in Soylent Green here writing this article, but I feel it’s warranted, considering the lies we’ve been fed (so many years now) as to the origins of a certain golden sweet substance, we’ve become accustom to and so very fond of. Our fondness of it is so great...
Bathroom Palacial...
I had to play a joke on the maid at a hotel where I was staying. You know that little paper wrapper they place over the toilet seat, that thin paper band that is supposed to convince you that the facility is clean. You normally take the paper band off and throw it away when you go to use the john. Instead,...
End of the Beginning...
        Editor’s Note – For anyone who doubts my psychic ability, the ability to predict the future. I wrote the story below when the Iraq War started almost four years ago. Pay particular attention to the fourth paragraph from the bottom.            Part of me died Wednesday...
Diary Complaints...
My wife keeps a diary, and sometimes leaves it open with the last entry in view on the coffee table. I’m a person who wouldn’t want to read another person’s diary, even my wife’s, diaries being personal. But out of a corner of my eye, on the diary page, I saw my name. I couldn’t...
How to Throw a Three-Way Orgy if YouR...
Everyone should experience everything, especially when you’re young and single, or even if you’re married and miserable. Life only goes by once. Hey! But when you’re going through your selfish period, you learn to say me me me ME! I want all of it!        I want to drive a fast car. I want...
Tortures R Us...
Let me get this straight. If I have the right idea, and I think that I do. We have 200 pictures of sadistic American guards torturing A-Rab prisoners, but if we let people see the pictures, it might give the rest of the world the right idea. They might not think as highly of us.   Torture me, please!...
Sammon the Great Predicted Swine Flu...
Here we go again.        I predicted the swine flu epidemic four months before it happened, and once again, I have to explain to a dull world that doesn’t recognize talent.        The kind of uncomprehending world that makes Lady GaGa a star.        I wrote a list of predictions for...
End the British Monarchy...
Okay, let’s end it, finito!        That ages-old scam, the British Monarchy.        The queen, her royal highness, is a little high after ingesting a gin tonic at a reception amid her fawning sycophants. What is she thinking? “I must appear royal. I must. I’m stoned.”   Ooh...

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