Posted by John Sammon on 10 8th, 2013
See John Sammon of Sammon Says explain the ironies and realities of the great game of golf.
Posted by John Sammon on 08 21st, 2013
Reader’s Note: This is a true story. The following character below is desperate for love, or sex rather, and seeks it at what he sees in the newspaper is advertised as a meeting of The Ceres Singles Club. Singles clubs have a reputation for...
Posted by John Sammon on 07 9th, 2013
I’m 63 and I’ve discovered I have a zit. Imagine, at my age. This is a throwback to my high school days. Perhaps I was trying to relive my youth through the raising up of enough grease inside my skin to achieve one last zit.
It’s a whopper...
Posted by John Sammon on 11 21st, 2012
Posted by John Sammon on 08 10th, 2012
I don’t care for that term.
Maybe in the same way a bald man doesn’t like the word bald.
Cheap is what a baby chicken does. I’m frugal. I’m Scotch.
Am I cheap because I couldn’t afford a birthday gift this year? Spending money you...
Posted by John Sammon on 07 30th, 2012
Reader’s note: I wrote this script for a professional comic ventriloquist. Imagine John is the ventriloquist and Ben is the puppet in his lap—-in front of a live audience.
John – Hello everybody. I think you’ll agree with me this is a...