Posted by John Sammon on 11 21st, 2012
Posted by John Sammon on 08 10th, 2012
I don’t care for that term.
Maybe in the same way a bald man doesn’t like the word bald.
Cheap is what a baby chicken does. I’m frugal. I’m Scotch.
Am I cheap because I couldn’t afford a birthday gift this year? Spending money you...
Posted by John Sammon on 07 30th, 2012
Reader’s note: I wrote this script for a professional comic ventriloquist. Imagine John is the ventriloquist and Ben is the puppet in his lap—-in front of a live audience.
John – Hello everybody. I think you’ll agree with me this is a...
Posted by John Sammon on 04 8th, 2012
Carmel is quaint, charming, a forested vision, but also a desire in the mind, a striving for ordered, landscaped perfection, sloping downward on the side of a hill toward a breathtaking visage of the Pacific Ocean.
To live in Carmel is to be upscale...
Posted by John Sammon on 03 3rd, 2012
Since it’s okay for Rush Limbaugh to resort to name-calling and over the air identify a young woman who testified before Congress in favor of contraceptive coverage as a “slut,” it’s okay for me to use this space to call Limbaugh a “pig.”
Posted by John Sammon on 01 16th, 2012
There’s something about me that really angers people. A nice guy like me.
Maybe it’s because I’m so open, vulnerable, intelligent, handsome. I don’t know.
It’s uncanny how I have this innocent ability to infuriate. If...