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Vile Vials...

There’s something about me that really angers people. A nice guy like me. Maybe it’s because I’m so open, vulnerable, intelligent, handsome. I don’t know. It’s uncanny how I have this innocent ability to infuriate. If...

Makin’ Money...

Floot My Nooter...

All your life have you been burdened with an overwhelming sexual desire? That means you want to be doing it twenty-four hours a day. Why? Why were you cursed with this? You’re not happy. Who would be. Since you can’t get enough (sex), there’s...

An Interview with the World...

We are interviewing Loren C. Vandersnarff, the world’s longest surviving severed head. Mr. Vandersnarff, welcome to our Sammonsays studio. Loren – Thank you John. Sammonsays – How did you come to be the world’s longest living severed head? Loren...

I’m the World’s La...

I am the world’s biggest…..albino Pigmy. You didn’t know did you? The Pigmies don’t either. They don’t like the word Pigmy. Today, they go by the name “Baka.” Three times I have applied for membership to...

See Film Clip – Scrooge ...

Click on the link below to see why Ebenezer Scrooge got a bad rap when he was just a good conservative.
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