SEE FILM CLIP – How to Become God in Five Easy Steps

Cheap! I don’t care for that term. Maybe in the same way a bald man doesn’t like the word bald. Cheap is what a baby chicken does. I’m frugal. I’m Scotch. Am I cheap because I couldn’t afford a birthday gift this year? Spending money you...

Reader’s note: I wrote this script for a professional comic ventriloquist. Imagine John is the ventriloquist and Ben is the puppet in his lap—-in front of a live audience. John – Hello everybody. I think you’ll agree with me this is a...

Carmel is quaint, charming, a forested vision, but also a desire in the mind, a striving for ordered, landscaped perfection, sloping downward on the side of a hill toward a breathtaking visage of the Pacific Ocean. To live in Carmel is to be upscale...

Since it’s okay for Rush Limbaugh to resort to name-calling and over the air identify a young woman who testified before Congress in favor of contraceptive coverage as a “slut,” it’s okay for me to use this space to call Limbaugh a “pig.” No...

There’s something about me that really angers people. A nice guy like me. Maybe it’s because I’m so open, vulnerable, intelligent, handsome. I don’t know. It’s uncanny how I have this innocent ability to infuriate. If...