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Golden Gate Gripes...

What do you do when you haven’t taken a vacation for years, and you’re so over-worked you can’t remember your name? Do something stressful. I’m being facetious. But not much.  I wanted to go to the South Seas and become a bearded Paul Gauguin,...

Sarah Palin’s Subconscio...

photo courtesy Politicalarticles.net The following is an unauthorized biographical interview I did with Sarah Palin’s subconscious. Me – Sarah, you recently forced Obama’s advisor Rahm Emanuel to apologize for using the word “retarded,”...

Word “Platonic” Sw...

Most words that began free of sexual meaning and evolved in modern times to a sexual connotation, for example, the words “gay,” and “slut,” started out innocently enough. Gay used to mean a happy person, and slut meant a woman with soiled...

Viva Las Vegas...

Poor Obama. Who would want such a job? He makes an innocent statement that college kids shouldn’t spend their tuition money on gambling in Las Vegas and the governor of Nevada and state officials who are conservatives blast him for being anti-Silver...

I’m fascinated by Misuse...

  What does John McCain have in common with cancer patients? Former presidential candidate John McCain is famous for using the word “fight” in every speech, peppering his rhetoric with it. He says over and over using the word perhaps thirty-five...

Why God Bless America?...

I can’t figure it out, and I’ve thought about it, but why is “God bless America” a popular saying? It seems somehow, elitist, exclusionary. I mean, if we go by inference, what’s between the lines, or what remains unsaid,...
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recent from General Humor Bring Back the Butts
American television stinks. They give out awards (Emmys) for producing crap. The best thing that ever happened was the writer’s strike, which partially shut down the foul industry. If only we could shut it all down. Shows with lawyers and doctors and women who try to act and talk tough. Shows that...