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Six Joke Captions for Six Rand...

Posted by John Sammon on 01 2nd, 2014

The sex is good, but will you respect me in the morning. You just don’t understand my kind of love. Customer – Have you got something in a size 16?Salesman – What are you, a pontoon? Pastor, that part you said...

So, You’re Getting Marri...

Posted by John Sammon on 12 10th, 2013

So, you’re getting married. Haa-haaa! To love honor and obey? Right! Marriage is an emotional and bureaucratic act of lunacy. How did this happen? This life- changing, momentous event that will according to statistics, if we accept the current...

What is Golf?...

Posted by John Sammon on 10 8th, 2013

See John Sammon of Sammon Says explain the ironies and realities of the great game of golf.

The Ceres Singles Club...

Posted by John Sammon on 08 21st, 2013

Reader’s Note: This is a true story. The following character below is desperate for love, or sex rather, and seeks it at what he sees in the newspaper is advertised as a meeting of The Ceres Singles Club. Singles clubs have a reputation for...

Should I Pop This Old Zit?...

Posted by John Sammon on 07 9th, 2013

I’m 63 and I’ve discovered I have a zit. Imagine, at my age. This is a throwback to my high school days. Perhaps I was trying to relive my youth through the raising up of enough grease inside my skin to achieve one last zit. It’s a whopper...

See My New Book, Published in ...

Posted by John Sammon on 11 21st, 2012