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Panmunjom, Christmas, 1972...

Posted by John Sammon on 12 27th, 2014

Veterans Vicissitudes...

Posted by John Sammon on 11 4th, 2014
A veteran friend of mine asked me if I would fly to Chicago to attend a reunion of former members of my old U.S. Army outfit, an elite force which holds a reunion in a different city every year. I told him in no uncertain terms, that I absolutely...

Elephants Get Revenge?...

Posted by John Sammon on 10 19th, 2014
I’ll have to use a lot of disclaimers throughout this piece to avoid being called a racist, a Darwinistic, brutal insensitive Mongol, because it’s not true. I’m very sensitive. In fact, I suffer from low self-worth. My relatives consider me...

Religious Delusional...

Posted by John Sammon on 06 18th, 2014
  Sammonsays • an hour ago Don’t you love the part where James says “and for men to merry other men…?” I think he means “marry,” unless he means that it’s sinful to make other men “merry”...

Appearance on General Hospital...

Posted by John Sammon on 05 27th, 2014
      I made an appearance on the classic soap opera General Hospital the same year that Elizabeth Taylor did, 1981. On this Youtube clip you can see me play a thug in pursuit of a treasure called “The Ice Princess.”    

Five New Sexual Positions You ...

Posted by John Sammon on 05 13th, 2014
Here are five different options for having more sexual fun in the bedroom that you may not have thought of attempting as of yet, but will after I tell you how to do them. I assure you I have tried these myself with highly satisfactory results (at...
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