SEE FILM CLIP – How to Become God in Five Easy Steps

See John Sammon of Sammon Says explain the ironies and realities of the great game of golf.

Reader’s Note: This is a true story. The following character below is desperate for love, or sex rather, and seeks it at what he sees in the newspaper is advertised as a meeting of The Ceres Singles Club. Singles clubs have a reputation for...

I’m 63 and I’ve discovered I have a zit. Imagine, at my age. This is a throwback to my high school days. Perhaps I was trying to relive my youth through the raising up of enough grease inside my skin to achieve one last zit. It’s a whopper...

Cheap! I don’t care for that term. Maybe in the same way a bald man doesn’t like the word bald. Cheap is what a baby chicken does. I’m frugal. I’m Scotch. Am I cheap because I couldn’t afford a birthday gift this year? Spending money you...

Reader’s note: I wrote this script for a professional comic ventriloquist. Imagine John is the ventriloquist and Ben is the puppet in his lap—-in front of a live audience. John – Hello everybody. I think you’ll agree with me this is a...